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Currently offering: Crowley, angel!Crowley, Haleth. Will update this if that changes. If you want one of those three, have at it.
confoundthemighty: (Oh god oh man oh god oh man oh god--)
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For the first time in his long existence, Aziraphale found himself in the exact same position as most of humanity.

The world failed to end, and for a little while Aziraphale felt frankly dazzled by the possibilities ahead of him. Heaven left him alone, and he was still fully himself, wings and homely miracles and all, not a page out of place in his bookshop. There were so many things he could do with no one watching, with no fear of retribution. There were books he could read in a comfortable armchair by daylight rather than furtively with all the doors locked.[1] There were human hobbies he could devote space and time to without shame. There were chances now, his to discover, his to take.

Then came lockdown.

Everything stopped. No theatre, no cinema, no customers to chase away. No restaurants, no crowds. The plague[2] emptied streets and schools and all manner of communal spaces. Though it buoyed Aziraphale’s heart to see how human beings offered one another remote support, it was undeniably a blow to anyone with even the slightest desire for a non-solitary existence, and the angel was not immune.

Aziraphale baked. He read. He went through his closet, making a conscientious effort to change his clothes every day, the way humans did—first his more modern wear, then the older pieces he still owned. He taught himself the rudiments of skills no other angel had ever thought to investigate, like origami and BASIC.[3] He set up a projector in the back of the bookshop and watched a handful of films with cocoa and popcorn.

(And at times, alone in the silence, he would let himself listen to the ever-present whispers of human thought, would send out miracles to try and lessen the building miasma of despair. He couldn’t fix it all, and knew he would both burn himself out and probably incur the wrath of Heaven trying, but he could give little sparks of light to humanity the way they gave them to one another, so he did.)

It felt increasingly empty, though. The plague raged; the quiet persisted. Summer withered on the vine; autumn rotted on the branch. Aziraphale’s human hobbies were less satisfying by the day. Even his furtive good deeds felt less fulfilling. He ate less often—he didn’t need to, after all.

There was a brittle chill in the air by the time Aziraphale allowed himself to look at the truth face-on: I am desperately lonely, and I said no to the person who could have changed that.

Strangely enough, without Armageddon looming over him—without any sense of what, from here on out, constituted the inevitable—Aziraphale found that his nerves managed to metabolize into a spike of frantic courage within less than twelve hours of this revelation. Just enough courage to try Crowley by phone, mind, but his heart raced all the same as he listened to the line buzz.




[1] While Heaven didn’t officially have any book-banning policies, Aziraphale’s former superiors and coworkers had made it clear they strongly disapproved of certain authors and subject matter. Romance novels and cookbooks were the primary recipients of such disapproval, though he had heard disparaging remarks aimed at titles ranging from The Picture of Dorian Gray to the Dungeons and Dragons Monster Manual.

[2] It is tempting to pin the origin of the disease on Pestilence, who despite handing off their crown to Pollution had had a very active retirement as an anti-vaccination lecturer. However, as much as they would like to take credit for it, this one was an accident of nature.

[3] Aziraphale’s first program was as follows:
10 PRINT “LET THERE BE TEXT”
5 CLS
20 GOTO 10
He was extremely proud of it.

Oh dear. The worst hold music?

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C IS SO RIGHT ABOUT FASHION THOUGH

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You know A loves it.

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Date: 2021-05-23 09:42 am (UTC)
lendedahand: :(, wat (20)
From: [personal profile] lendedahand
[So they’re in Kirkwall, for reasons. And it seems as though there’s been a bit of a murder spree going on... because Kirkwall, and of course they’re the first ones to discover a body because... their luck.

This odd unfortunate fellow seemed to be without a head, and in nothing but his smallclothes. Regular Tuesday in Kirkwall really, not the somewhat odder part was the fact that he had a tattoo of a crudely drawn fish, and someone had thrown cheese over the corpse.
]

Well... He’s certainly not getting ahead in life.

[...]

I’m sorry, there’s so much to work with here. I’m not even sure where to start.
questionablewit: (Default)
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[Sometimes Hawke wonders if these things just happen in Kirkwall, or if these things just happen to her, or if it's some bizarre combination of the two. Adding in the fact that these things often just happen to the Inquisitor and that all three factors are in play today, and really it would've been more of a surprise for them not to run across a headless corpse today.

The cheese, though, is a surprise.]


Can you say something smells fishy if it's just a drawing of a fish? No, this would be something looking sketchy, wouldn't it...

[She kneels by the corpse, head tilted as she examines it.]

What kind of cheese would you say this is, anyway?
lendedahand: :) (17)
From: [personal profile] lendedahand
Sharp.

[He spits out almost immediately, but then goes into a strained silence as though he was fighting to hold something back. Lasts all of 3 seconds before he blurts it out finishing off with a snort of laughter.]

It must have been grating on him.

Date: 2021-05-25 01:43 pm (UTC)
grumpycatanthir: (in death to sleep)
From: [personal profile] grumpycatanthir
Doriath... is a disaster. It was always going to be one, of course, but no one ever listens to Caranthir, what does he know.

(He knows this was a stupid plan is what, if only because it will utterly ruin his carefully negotiated trade routes)

He's not at all surprised that the resistance is more fierce than Celegorm and Curufin were espousing. The Oath may drive them, but it's not supposed to make them idiots. It doesn't mean he doesn't fight as furiously as ever - he needs the Silmaril back as much as any of them, after all - but it does mean that maybe he's not as careful as he should be.

The sword thrust doesn't even hurt, at first. There's a moment when he simply blinks down and thinks oH.

He really hates stomach wounds. They take so long to kill you. He's very grateful for the angry Sinda who cuts his throat, not that he'll be saying that, or anything else, anytime soon. He's a little sorry that this will hurt his brothers, but it's not as if anyone will really notice he's gone, anyway.

(Not until their budget starts to shrink)

The Halls are a nice surprise - he'd rather been expecting the Void. What's even more surprising is who's waiting for him.

.............

He's in trouble, isn't he.

I'd forgotten this! Shall we do it too?

Date: 2022-05-08 12:16 am (UTC)
takesnoshit: (~ pride)
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A son of Feanor in the Halls is an unusual sight; their Doom should land them in a very different location. Perhaps the only thing more unusual is the sight that greets Caranthir upon his arrival: a small, mortal woman, her features plain but strong. Against all reason, she looks the age she was when they first met, rather than the age she was when she died hundreds of years ago. There is a gold ring on her left hand, and she wears clothing of familiar design.

Haleth leans against a pillar, her arms crossed over her chest. "You're early," she chides.

=D SURE

Date: 2022-05-08 01:55 pm (UTC)
grumpycatanthir: (Default)
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"There were... extenuating circumstances."

He crosses his arms back and stares, not one to grovel, but wondering in the back of his mind if he should.

"You don't look like Lord Namo." He adds.

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It is goat time again, best time of day

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salutosinedelectat: Smile, neutral (Heh heh)
From: [personal profile] salutosinedelectat
[ From here.]

Well. How curiously specific.

[ You don't have to look at him to hear the grin.]

I Don't Actually Like You (Except I kinda do)

Date: 2022-05-03 12:54 pm (UTC)
grumpycatanthir: (Default)
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The Haladin have, after much politicking, finally settled in their new lands. At last, they can turn their thoughts from survival to prospering. There is no reason for the Lord of Thargelion to worry, or to visit or... well. To be anywhere in his cousin's lands, to be honest.

Except that he is.

By himself, even.

Persumably, the scouts suggest, he HAD an escort, that he has, for some reason, left behind.
takesnoshit: (Default)
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Lord Caranthir's approach doesn't go unnoticed. Haleth has an hour's advance warning, though little more. Some of the Haladin are clearly bewildered by this abrupt arrival, and more bewildered that he comes alone. None of the other Firstborn who have visited have acted thus, not even Finrod Felagund, more fond of the race of Men than most of his kin.

But Caranthir has never been like other Firstborn, or indeed like anyone else, in Haleth's experience.

When she is told of his imminent arrival she merely nods and orders that food and lodging be made ready for their guest, in case they are needed. Some worry that there is no time to prepare anything by which to show honour to a Prince of the Firstborn, and fret over their lack of preparation; she halts such concerns. The Caranthir she remembers had little interest in such entertainment.

As the Haladin rush off to make ready what they may, one sourly laments that the Prince and their own Chieftain have that in common. It is muttered under his breath, but Haleth hears. And smiles a little, for it is true. She and Lord Caranthir had been much alike, in some ways. It will be interesting to see if they are still so.

LOL okay (1) Married

Date: 2022-05-08 02:24 pm (UTC)
grumpycatanthir: (lone hunter)
From: [personal profile] grumpycatanthir
Caranthir might arrive alone, but there's an arrogance to him that belies his humble approach, the classic Noldor tendency to jewels braided in his hair and gold on his wrists and around his neck, although for one of his own people, he's surprisingly understated, preferring darker colors.

Still, he hardly looks like he's traveling hard.

But when he arrives he dismounts before the scouts, dipping his head politely.

"Is Chief Haleth here?" He asks.
confoundthemighty: (Soft.)
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Months and months of wretched lockdown, and at last a breath of hope perfumes the air. Finally (and without any Heavenly interference other than Aziraphale’s own general vague well-wishes, as far as he can tell) the humans have made a vaccine and are distributing it as quickly as they possibly can. There’s optimism ranging from cautious to jubilant in most of the souls he feels pass by the shop, when he bothers to extend his senses.

And still there’s not a word from Crowley.

Strange things happen to a hedonist in isolation. With so many pleasures great and small out of reach and no idea when they might be available again, a kind of weird alchemy takes place over time that rearranges one’s priorities and creates miserable agitation in the soul. Along with the hunger for experience and sensation, a sort of manic determination grows: If I make it out of this I’ll never pass up a chance to indulge again.

Combine this determination with a love that’s only grown keener in the sustained absence of the beloved, and you have an absolutely untenable state of being of the exact kind that grips Aziraphale now.

On New Year’s Eve he decides he’s had quite enough of wallowing (a decision assisted by a glass of champagne that really would be better shared). He digs a picnic basket out of a dusty corner, jams a few bottles of wine into it along with a strawberry almond Budapest roll he’s baked but hasn’t had the heart to eat alone, and heads to Mayfair. For the first time he doesn’t give a damn whether anyone might see him and disapprove—he has things to do. (Though he does, naturally, make certain he has a face mask on. He has standards.)

Crowley’s door knows him well enough to open itself when he arrives after he’s given a courtesy knock; the flat is full of a thick silence. The plants have clearly been too terrified of a sudden inspection to misbehave, though some of them are looking a touch thirsty.

Crowley himself is, to Aziraphale’s dismay, still asleep.

The black sheets on his bed seem to cushion him like the velvet in a jewelry box, setting off a diamond. His hair’s been growing on his pillow, a soft red tangle that’s somewhere between waves and ringlets. His eyelashes rest unmoving against his cheeks.

For a moment Aziraphale wants to simply shake him awake, demand that Crowley sit up and pay attention to him. Then the thought gentles: really, Crowley is quite beautiful when he sleeps, all his angles and edges at rest. A harsh awakening would probably jangle him into a state of exasperation, and that’s not what Aziraphale wants. After all, he’s here to tell Crowley that he wants to ring in the new year together, and hopefully more than that if his courage doesn’t fail him.

That thought sparks another that gives Aziraphale pause. He could make his intentions known and wake Crowley with the same gesture. It would be terribly, terribly romantic, to wake his serpent with a kiss.

Although.

There is, Aziraphale reflects, a bit of a problem with the awakening kiss. In fiction it’s perfectly fine: the author can assure the audience that the handsome prince’s motives and desires are all born of innocent love, and that the princess in her bower pines for the kiss she cannot ask for or say yes to. Negotiation isn’t a necessary part of the equation when an author can show you what’s inside someone’s mind. But outside of a story things get considerably stickier, even for immortal beings. Or perhaps especially for immortal beings, depending on how you look at it.

The other ideal thing about fiction is that no real soul is hurt by a possibly dubious action. If he misjudges this, he might end up hurting the soul he loves most in the world, and Aziraphale would rather pack up and leave for Alpha Centauri than hurt Crowley again if he can avoid it.

Although.

Both he and Crowley have long been slipping into human dreams to examine and shape them, for work (and occasionally for their own curiosity). He could ask. Or at least let Crowley know he’s here.

With the gentleness only an anxious angel can manage, Aziraphale seats himself on the edge of the mattress. His fingers just barely brush the high slope of Crowley’s cheekbone, a touch lighter than a breath of air.

Easily, as quiet and certain as opening a door, he lets himself sink into the demon’s dreams.

AAAAAAAAAA IM SO INTRIGUED

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I am patient and curious! ;)

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SO FRICKIN PSYCHED

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Such a Dork and Aziraphale loves him for it

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God I love that joke so much

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I think you mean GREAT poetry

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See ooc note!

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Yef, ande! ;) thank you dear.

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Dangerous offer but sure XD

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Guilty as charged. And speak of which.

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as promised: a stab at Sleeping Beauty AU

Date: 2022-10-24 01:31 am (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Soft.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
Once upon a time…

Sunlight, warm as a kiss, stole across Aziraphale’s pillow to dye the dark behind his eyelids rose-red. He breathed in deeply, still half caught in the cobweb of a dream, and rolled to his side to blink out at the window.

It was a little after dawn. The sun, just now cresting the tall trees at the border of the royal estate, spilled gold light into his room to soften the edges of familiar objects. Streaks of pink and violet dyed the clouds just visible at the edges of the window frame. Already it promised to be a perfect summer day, bright and vibrant.

Aziraphale almost wished it wasn’t his birthday.

Not that he wasn’t excited to be twenty-one. Twenty-one was, by every legal and social recknoning he knew, considered of an age to make one’s own decisions. And birthdays as a general rule were a great deal of fun. He simply wasn’t enthused about having to spend most of the day at a birthday party, especially not one thrown by his family. Which this one was.

The food would be divine—the royal chef always ensured that much, at least—but he didn’t look forward to the rest of it. All Aziraphale’s milestone birthdays so far had been marked with the same stifling formal atmosphere. It would be six to eight hours of stifling socializing and insipid games with other petty royals, people who didn’t know or care for him outside of his position as the heir to a small kingdom and a not-so-small fortune. His parents and attendants would be watching him like hawks to make certain he was behaving properly, not quoting too much poetry or expressing shocking opinions. Not to mention they’d all been hinting that it was high time he come to an understanding with a suitable (and suitably distinguished) person.

But maybe when night fell…

His heart turned over, the faint fog of dread lifting. Maybe after dark, he could give everyone the slip and head out to the garden. The old apple tree was about to bloom—it always blossomed and fruited later than the rest of the apples in the royal orchards—and if the moon was out, it would turn the leaves silver. There might be glow-worms winking in the dark.

Maybe Crowley would be waiting for him.

Once upon a time, there was a prince who lived in a beautiful golden cage. His parents loved him, but because a wicked faerie had cursed him as an infant, they kept him locked away to ensure the curse never came to pass. Even after the faerie responsible died in exile, they worried, and so the prince grew up well-loved and protected but not free.



[ooc: see discord for more details!!]

Stomps feet

Date: 2023-08-01 11:13 pm (UTC)
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[ I come demanding owed offers! Politely.

I also made seperate accounts for zirafell and cathetel if it's easier ]

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confoundthemighty: (Confidentially…)
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[[continued from here]]

Personally responsible? Because if so, I’m thoroughly impressed!

Well, simpler relative to Hamlet, but a touch more complex relative to that particular sentiment. This would be more along the lines of… how shall I put this.


[Aziraphale, as it turns out, does not know the first rule of holes. Even if he’s not aware that he’s digging right now.]

These two only seem to encounter one another in the record shop, or the coffee shop, or outside the pub. And it’s quite clear that there’s a mutual attraction, and that there has been since the first time they noticed one another. Only, I’ve been advised that “my heart has not been fully my own since the first time I had the chance to speak more than a few words with you” is, in this day and age, not the best way to express such an attraction.

official dream thread sequel (TM)

Date: 2023-10-01 10:31 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
Though they spend quite a lot of time in bed, it does take several months for Aziraphale to actually fall asleep in it. It’s not really that he’s reluctant to keep Crowley from following through on his playful threat to get inside his dreams. He’s just spent such a long time either actively avoiding sleep or spending his nights reading that it’s simply a habit by now to stay awake.

That habit was formed when he spent most of his nights alone, and now nights and days alike are spent in the best of company. Even though they don’t entirely have the world back the way they’d like, even though theatre and restaurants and the symphony and all those sorts of things are still slowly recovering, they have one another. They talk and talk and talk, conversations that go on for literal hours and span the entirety of their shared history; they share little bits of their hobbies, each explaining their own progress and praising the other’s. And they spend a great deal of time exploring in the waking world the things they’ve only dreamed of doing to one another.

The thing is, though, that Crowley does enjoy sleep. He especially seems to love drifting off wrapped around Aziraphale, or with his head in the angel’s lap, or… touching him in any way that he can, really. The first few nights it happens, when Crowley drifts off in his arms, Aziraphale simply watches him. He doesn’t pry, he doesn’t disturb whatever dreams Crowley’s having, he simply watches. Marvels at how beautiful he is, how the little serpent on his face completes the perfection of the whole picture, how all the brilliant elasticity that he adores when Crowley is awake relaxes into something that seems untroubled. And whenever Crowley wakes and discovers he’s still held, still right here by Aziraphale’s side, his smile is ten times more dazzling than the angel he once was.

Eventually, when simple admiring doesn’t quite keep him from wanting to wake Crowley up to talk to him, Aziraphale summons books out of the shelves so he can do some reading. As it turns out, reading is even more enjoyable when he’s got his serpent snuggled up to him. And then, at last, just as it does with humans, sleep catches him off guard one evening as he’s re-reading The Scarlet Pimpernel with Crowley asleep in his arms. Between his demon’s slow deep breathing, his warmth, and the familiarity of the romance, he’s lulled in a way he hasn’t been in a long, long time.

Sleep pulls him down into the comfortable darkness of total rest for a while, with Crowley’s weight serving as an anchor.

and it’s going to get quite silly in here

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I REGRET NOTHING.

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tee hee happy vamlumtimes

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WHAT TYPOS NO TYPOS HERE

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Found it, and it’s actually my go!

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CACKLING. LOVE THESE DORKS

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Faramir!

Date: 2024-06-16 06:44 pm (UTC)
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Éowyn tugs her robe a little more securely about her frame before reaching for the small glass bottle on her vanity, grateful for the warmth of the fire humming in the hearth. Autumn is beginning to win over summer and the nights already have a chill to them. The scent of lavender and rosemary -- bounties from her beloved garden -- is clean and calming as she pours some of the oil into the cup of her palm, rubbing it into her hands and sifting her fingers through the loose waves of her golden hair, letting her thoughts wander as she devotes these quiet moments to her nightly bedtime routine.

They have been Lord and Lady of Ithilien not quite yet a full year. In that time, they have made plenty of progress, setting down roots in this fair but untamed land, building a permanent settlement and making secure the area. Just because the Dark Lord was thwarted does not mean there is no more danger. Ithilien was wild and ungoverned for so long ere the defeat of the Enemy that change takes its time; yet they are both of them committed to doing what must to see it through. They have toiled hard and there is still more work left to be done, but Ithilien is now a growing town with established infrastructure; each month bringing with it further growth. Éowyn can hardly wait to see how their home will look like in another year.

In another year other things may have changed, as well. At least that is Éowyn's fondest hope. Wagging tongues may have gossiped and wondered at the lack of heir even after nearly a year of marriage, but Éowyn was not worried. A child would come when the time was right. They have certainly labored faithfully to see that goal realized, she thinks with fond amusement. Separate bedchambers might have been the norm for many couples of their rank, but not them! Be that as it may, for a while now, she has been beset by inconvenient spells of faintness and bouts of nausea she's tried not to pin too much of her hopes on. After all, there are other causes for such things than a pregnancy. But her monthly blood should have come weeks ago, and so she thinks she can now judge with some certainty that she could indeed finally be carrying their first child.

She has only just picked up her hairbrush and pulled the bristles through her hair once or twice before she catches the familiar footfalls of her husband, a smile on her lips as she watches Faramir enter their chambers through the mirror sat on her vanity. She almost laughs at herself, knowing how the expression on her face must look like; she is still utterly besotted by the man she's privileged to call her husband, her heart skipping at the thought of telling him the news.

"Good evening, my Lord."
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