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Currently offering: Crowley, angel!Crowley, Haleth. Will update this if that changes. If you want one of those three, have at it.

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Date: 2024-02-14 08:53 pm (UTC)
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“Oh, yeah. Bastille’s in here all right, frills and all.” For a brief moment, the double’s face reflects something very like what one of Aziraphale’s indulgent smiles would look like on Crowley’s features—but only briefly, immediately becoming something sharper. “But the Wicked Sorcerer’s the one you want, all right. And you wanna know why? Because he keeps the door to that one hidden. There’s not a straightforward entrance, you have to get into it sideways.”

This being a dreamscape, the double’s words bring with them a faint frisson of emotion. The sensation registers like a sort of bodiless version of the earth shifting subtly beneath one’s feet: it hints at the presence of something powerful and hidden.

“Course, we can leave that for another time if you prefer. But as the closest he can get to imagining you? I’ll always recommend the thing you’re not supposed to find.”

WHAT TYPOS NO TYPOS HERE

Date: 2024-02-18 12:30 am (UTC)
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“Thought so.” The doppelganger claps him (intangibly) on the shoulder, even as they help Crowley steady himself. “Like I was saying, there’s things you should know about that one. We always make a speech—long have we loved him from a distance, we’ve been wooing him with displays of magic, and now we can’t stand it anymore and we’re here to make him admit we’ve captured his heart and he wants to be our dark consort.”

Again there’s that faint near-rumbling sensation, around and beneath them. None of the doors either side of them have clear labels, but the shape of each is slightly different, the knobs and doorframes distinct from one another. It’s not unlike making one’s way through the back rooms of a museum designed by an eccentric.

“There’ll be some back-and-forth, he’ll protest a little but he won’t really mean it. Mostly he just likes to struggle and be held down and make a lot of noise.” The double stops again, hesitating between two choices. “If I remember right from last time… yeah, this one, I think.”

Having made a decision, the dream-Crowley reaches out and turns one of the doorknobs. It swings inwards, and instantly a dream-echo of scent rolls out to meet them: grass and wet earth, and a suggestion of something green as only Sherwood Forest could be to a creature who’d spent as much time in England as they had.

“Through here. C’mon.”
Edited Date: 2024-02-18 12:31 am (UTC)

Found it, and it’s actually my go!

Date: 2024-03-14 07:49 pm (UTC)
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“Heh. Depends on what kind of mood he’s in. Lot of daydreams here, though, mostly about dramatic rescues from the Sheriff of Nottingham and his bumbling enforcing angels.”

As they step over the threshold, the double’s outfit shimmers and changes: instead of the magician’s assistant getup, they’re suddenly wearing a slightly gaudier version of the red getup that earned Crowley the nickname of Will Scarlet.

“Sometimes he stands in for Maid Marian and we’re Robin. Or vice versa, rarely. Sometimes it’s just revisiting the good times, but taking opportunities we missed. Once in a while there’s a clandestine meeting at the Great Saturday Fair. Anyway. You were saying?”
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“Definitely the tempting. The whole point of the scenario is having an excuse to give in. Or maybe something that cuts through all the excuses not to give in. You get the idea.”

The sound of the revelry grows a little louder and more cheerful. A more traditionally feminine version of Aziraphale’s voice rises over the noise: “Well, I suppose if you insist, I shall be your May Queen. Come! To the maypole, and the feasting tables!”

A raucous (but not too raucous) cheer goes up. Crowley’s double glances towards the source of the sound, and a look comes across their face that the real Crowley has probably never seen on his own: the unshadowed, happy smile that he’s worn so often lately now that he and Aziraphale are finally together.

“She does love to go a-maying,” the doppelgänger says, voice warm with affection. “Drinking, dancing, being told she’s pretty. Most of the time we show up during the games to win a kiss, or under the maypole to steal one.”

Of course, during their time in the real Sherwood, Aziraphale had indulged far more in the feasting side of spring and summer celebrations. He’d blessed young lovers, children, lambs and milk cows, sharing in their laughter and delighting in how much simple goodness there was to go around. But every once in a while there had been a look in his eye as if he might be curious about the equally simple human joys they reveled in.

The double chuckles quietly before continuing along their way towards a strangely familiar glade. There’s no telling what’s happened to it in the intervening centuries, but at the time it had been a favorite location for them to sit and drink and argue.
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“We’re almost there. This is as close to a shortcut as it gets—you know what he’s like.”

The crowd noise drifts away from them as they head into the well-remembered glade; once there the double walks straight up to a sturdy oak and simply presses a knot on the front. Slowly the texture of the tree ripples and changes, revealing a very tall and stylish grandfather clock with no pendulum.

With a flourish, Crowley’s double opens the door and gestures inward.

The landscape beyond is none they’ve ever visited—or perhaps an amalgam of places, stitched together to create a new picture. It’s a forest of some sort, between spring and summer, with the very last of what might be crumbling stone walls poking up through the greenery. [footnote: For some reason, despite the abundant foliage, the place still somehow looks like a rock quarry in Wales.] In a little clearing, quite obviously visible, an apple and a cherry tree have twined together into a mess of foliage and blossom, impossibly heavy with fruit and flowers at the same time. Their bountiful branches have grown into the shape of a sort of platform, on which rests a soft bed, decked in silks and velvets.

In that bed lies Aziraphale as he’s never let Crowley see him in waking life.

He looks for all the world like a pre-Raphaelite painting, eyes shut and hair tumbling in long curls across the pillows—longer than he’s ever worn it around Crowley. To complete the picture he wears only a very light, diaphanous robe—a single translucent layer over the soft curves of his body. The robe is loose, baring his pale skin from shoulder to breast on one side; though he’s covered to the thigh the outline of his cock is just visible through the fabric. A few drifting petals catch in the folds of the robe and on his skin.

All at once he stirs, languid and deliberate, a movement that mirrors a cat stretching out in a patch of sunlight.

“What a perfect day,” he sighs, his eyes fluttering open to glance up into the branches of his bower. “Utterly idyllic weather, my kingdom is at peace, and absolutely no sign of the wicked sorcerer whose courtship has plagued me these past years.”

At Crowley’s side, his double shimmers and blurs, turning back into the enormous black-and-red snake. Though in a dream the sensation is weightless and thus more a suggestion than anything else, the snake’s body slithers up and across his shoulders to drape like a great reptilian stole.

“Have at it, ssssssssorcerer,” they purr. “Let me know if you need some help ressssstraining him. There’s even a ssssinissster tower we could whisk him off to.”
Edited (shh you saw no pronoun fail + added a bit) Date: 2024-05-07 10:06 pm (UTC)

CACKLING. LOVE THESE DORKS

Date: 2024-05-15 11:00 pm (UTC)
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Somewhere beneath the thunder, the roaring wind and the dragon’s laughter, Aziraphale’s voice still rings out in distress.

“Oh! Ruffian! Fiend! Wickedest of sorcerers! Oh, how dastardly—!”

He flails enthusiastically but ineffectually against the dragon’s grip, making loud noises that aren’t really protests at all. In the process his thin soft robe tears in several places, giving appealingly under Crowley’s claws; he’s flushed, long hair fetchingly tousled by the rough wind. And just as he’s held not too gently and not too harshly, any blows he manages to land in his struggle have force behind them but no intent to hurt.

As travel always is in dreams, the journey to the dark stone tower is somehow lengthy and compressed. It’s a properly wicked-looking building, rising up into a bank of churning clouds laced through with lightning and the occasional flock of bats. A wide window in the side of the tower opens itself up wider, like a snake’s jaw unhinging, to admit the dragon and his passengers into what is unquestionably an Evil Lair. It’s all black marble and red velvet, elegant and shadowy, with grimoires of dark magic on ebony shelves and leering gargoyles peeking over the arches of doorways. [footnote: Though it has a great deal more friendly clutter and less black mold than true Evil Lairs, and a distinct lack of any shark-based security, as some James Bond devices are a touch too modern for Aziraphale’s tastes.]

“Villain,” Aziraphale says, with all the fierceness of a melodrama heroine, the instant his feet touch the floor. “I knew you hadn’t given up your evil courtship, serpent!”
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At the first sight of him, Aziraphale pauses a moment, as if briefly stunned by the power of (what he believes is) his own imagination. It makes him an even prettier picture: the extravagantly desirable damsel momentarily waylaid by his own surprise at how much he enjoys the engineer of his distress. But for a fantasy he’s kept so deeply buried, even that spark of unexpectedly strong desire feels in keeping with the entire situation.

As soon as Crowley’s words register, he’s snapped right back into his own role, tossing his snowy curls with all the haughty authority of a fairy tale princess.

“Our wedding night?” he echoes, indignant, belatedly remembering to clutch at his somewhat shredded robes for modesty. (This does very little in the way of actually keeping him covered, but arguably, actually being covered isn’t really the point here.) The snake lets out its own hissing cackle, lifting its head to leer at Aziraphale with brilliant gold eyes. “You presume too much, foul fiend!”
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Aziraphale makes a haughty little sound, and accidentally-on-purpose lets a fold of shimmering silk slip off one shoulder. He’s not exactly hiding how he’s tracking Crowley’s gaze—or how he follows the back-and-forth weave of the demon’s hips as he struts. There’s a flush on his cheeks and throat that takes on a near-golden hue in the ruddy flickering light.

“So you’ve said time and time again. And every time my answer has been the same. No matter what sort of wonders you may conjure with your dark magic, no matter how handsome you may make yourself seem with your terrible powers, I shall never be yours, in name or in deed!” It sounds like a well-rehearsed speech—performed with great gusto, but rehearsed nonetheless. “Perhaps,” he continues, with the air of someone who won’t follow through but knows the effectiveness of the threat, “I shall throw myself from the window to flee your advances.”

The sly glance from beneath his eyelashes says, and I expect you to show me exactly why we both know I’m not going anywhere.
Edited (decided this needed a little more melodrama & horniness.) Date: 2024-06-01 01:25 am (UTC)
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At once the touch of hot breath and the stroke of a fingertip raise goosebumps on Aziraphale’s bared skin. His eyelids flutter slightly—for all that he’s happily throwing himself into the act of playing coy, the promise of where this fantasy leads is already threatening to unravel his already-flimsy facade of resistance.

For just a moment he leans into the slight touch; then he arches a bit, not quite holding himself away from Crowley.

“You know as well as I do that there is no room in my duty for passion.” This comes with a wave of true emotion he can’t quite suppress: he’s spent millennia yearning, knowing what he wanted was probably frowned on in the very mildest case scenario and punishable by erasure from existence in the worst. But the want has always been there, growing and growing, waiting for permission to be unleashed. Or teased out of hiding. “The Law of the Land [footnote: Yes, the capital letters are audible.] forbids it.”
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This time his eyes do fall shut, and he sways, powerfully drawn by the sound of his own name in Crowley’s soft hiss. The thin fabric stretched across his lap strains as his cock reacts to the caress of hot breath against his exposed throat.

“Everything?” he repeats, the word a heated whisper. “You speak of passion and of honour, and no doubt you’ll offer riches and power to go along with it, but…”

He lifts his gaze, then, immediately seeking the molten gold of Crowley’s eyes. In the firelight, Aziraphale’s own eyes look a sort of stormy sea-grey, their soft blue not washed out but transformed.

“Would you love me, once I am yours, or would you only conquer me?”

Not that he especially minds the conquering part. It’s arguably the point of this whole exercise, or at the very least one of the main attractions. But Aziraphale is something of an incurable romantic, particularly in what could actually be called his wildest dreams.
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A wave of emotion, heavy and thick as a summer heat wave, rolls off of Aziraphale. In a flash the white-hot core of the fantasy is exposed: he wants all his barriers, not just his excuses and ditherings but the real fears that have haunted him, to be swept aside by the force of Crowley’s love for him. He’s a being who has, by accident and on purpose, developed a capacity to love on par with what humans believe of angels—and in his most secret dreams, he aches to be overwhelmed by a strength of feeling that can match his own. And specifically by the one being he’s learned to love most over the millennia.

His eyelashes flutter. His posture softens. When he speaks it’s a sigh into Crowley’s mouth, the ghost of a kiss.

“Is this sorcery, or is this true passion at last?” Aziraphale breathes the words almost to himself, as if he’s voicing the inner monologue of a protagonist (which, considering they’re in his dreams, is entirely thematically appropriate). The tips of his fingers stir over Crowley’s heart, carrying echoes of that heat-wave arousal.

I WAS WORRIED, THANK YOU

Date: 2024-08-29 05:23 am (UTC)
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A pause—not a hesitation, more like the breath before a dive into some deep pool—and then Aziraphale sways through the slight distance between them, lips brushing Crowley’s.

Where Eve tasted the apple in innocent curiosity, Aziraphale accepts this temptation out of yearning. He’s always wanted it, even before he knew he did, always been so starved that he can’t stop to think about the depths of his hunger. But it’s always been there, vast as the ocean of Crowley’s own need: a parched sea-bed gasping for a filling tide.

There’s a sort of immaterial tremor in his kiss that suggests the sharp crack of thunder in a heavy sky. Angels aren’t supposed to want anything for themselves, but here in his own mind the sheer depth of his desire pulses and crackles, a storm cloud shivering on the brink of downpour.

HEY SO GUESS WHAT I FOUND IN MY NOTES

Date: 2025-11-27 05:05 am (UTC)
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A long shiver runs through Aziraphale as he melts into the kiss. Through the blurry heat of the dream his own pulse beats a fevered counterpoint against Crowley’s; he honest-to-somebody properly swoons.

No angel should feel desire, but I do. I desire you, and further than that I want you to desire me in return. I want you to be so overwhelmed with how much you want me that we have no choice but to give in.

He’s greedier with his kisses than he’s dared to be yet in life. His free hand clutches at Crowley’s back, an insistent phantom pressure, and his fingers held against Crowley’s heart tighten and tremble. With a great deal more sense memory to draw on, these dream-kisses are vivid and perfect—they’re every remembered moment of the best ones between them in life so far, but with the added enhancement of the secret more-than-physical want he’s allowing himself to feel.

In life I have had to make an art of denying myself the experiences I crave the most. I have grown expert at gracefully justifying why I can’t simply act as I please and telling myself it builds character, and I’m sick of it. Here where no one can see us, I want to drink so deeply of my desires that I nearly choke.

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