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Date: 2019-12-13 06:13 pm (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - smooth operator)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
Those fingers. It's as though there's an electrical current between them, sparking at that one lone point where he's touching her, and it's powering her to move forward with quick clipped steps. She knows Aziraphale has made them unnoticed, just as she'll make sure no one interrupts or hears. For a few minutes somehow no one will happen to need access to the cloakroom. People on their way will be delayed by slow traffic, people already here trying to leave will find that the card machine isn't working, some will choose to linger longer over their desserts or listen to the song the pianist is playing.

Th door closes and Crowley turns, pushes him against it, pushes her body against his, pushes her tongue into his mouth. There's a small window on the opposite wall, set high-up and letting in some moon and city light, but it's mostly dark. That doesn't matter. She can see just fine and her hands and mouth know the way. She would know him anywhere, find him anywhere. She always has.

"You," she hisses into his mouth. "You're so good, damn it. So blessed good." It sounds angry, the word like an insult. She catches his hands, presses them against the door on either side of his head, pins him. Her mouth moves down neck, sharp teeth scraping against the skin as she sucks on his neck. "You're so fucking good to me, angel." She bites hard, leaves a mark. Something to show above the edge of his collar, something more permanent than lipstick.

Date: 2019-12-13 11:32 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
At once his arms wrap around her, pulling her close in the dark, and he returns her kiss with fevered enthusiasm--he can never get enough of this, of Crowley, of the hot press of her slender frame against his own. Her mouth muffles his moan of approval; the door and the walls are too thick to let anyone but her hear it.

He's gasping for breath by the time she pulls back from the kiss, too overcome to put up even a token protest as she finds his hands and restrains him, which is absolutely not playing fair. Already he feels ravished, as thoroughly claimed as if they're home in bed, and then, fuck, her teeth find the soft skin of his neck, and the sound he makes is embarrassingly close to a whine. His hips cant forward, desperate, back arching away from the door as his body curves in search of more contact.

"Can't help it," he manages, ragged, his head falling back against the door with a soft thunk, exposing more skin above his collar. "Suppose you--ah--bring out the best in me..."

Date: 2019-12-14 02:52 pm (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - wicked)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
"S'not all I want to bring out." A growl into his skin, near his ear, hot breath and then her tongue flicking into the lobe. She switches to the other side, bites his other ear, scrapes her teeth down his neck to leave a matching mark on the other side. Frees one hand so she can pull his shirt out of the way and leave a third mark on his shoulder.

Lowers that hand to his trousers, cups him through the cloth, grinding the heel of her palm against him. "Wanna make you come, angel." Low words, with the hum of the restaurant still audible from the other side of the door, background music. "I want to get on my knees, I want you pulling my hair, and I want to fuck your cock with my mouth." This mouth, the one whispering obscenities to an angel, this devil's tongue and fangs. "Wanted to do it there, under the table. Could you have been quiet?"

She lets go the other hand too, undoes Aziraphale's trousers, shoves them roughly over his hips. Lowers herself to her knees. Gives one long, impatient lick from base to tip. "Could you have done it, angel? Kept quiet?" Gold eyes glint upwards just briefly before she lowers her head and wraps her lips around him.

Date: 2019-12-14 03:34 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
"Oh fuck--"

He's tellingly disheveled, already, and worlds past caring. Impossible to care about anything except that exquisitely sinful mouth, wet velvet heat sliding down the length of him, and the gleam of light on luminous gold eyes.

His hands find her hair, gripping, fingers sliding through the soft red locks, knocking the black feather ornament out of it to fall forgotten to the floor somewhere. The thought occurs to him that she's probably leaving lipstick marks all over his cock, and the mental image sends a jolt through him that makes him bite into his lower lip for a moment, breathing hard through the sharp sweetness.

"Probably--would have taken a--a miracle--oh fuck, fuck yes..."

Date: 2019-12-14 08:31 pm (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - knowing look)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
Crowley hums her approval of this, then keeps humming for a minute, knowing the vibration will be an extra sensation for him. Every time he says fuck, it's a victory. It's her favorite hobby now, inspiring bits of angelic blasphemy, hoarding them like Aziraphale hoards rare books. Both of them chasing after words.

Words, and other sounds. That heavy breathing definitely has its own appeal, and the way other words get interrupted partway through by gasps.

One hand circles the base of his cock, holding it hard enough to make sure things don't happen too fast. The other the slides underneath, between his thighs, gently rubbing the soft skin there. At the same time she swallows, sucks, her cheeks hollowing around him. That ought to earn at least one more profanity.

Date: 2019-12-14 10:57 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
The profanity is starting to turn into a steady stream, now, whispered with each tight breath, and though he's not conscious of it the are words slipping in from Japanese and French and Middle English. It'll probably take them both years to learn how many different ways Crowley can short-circuit Aziraphale's considerable brain during sex, but this one's become apparent very quickly: the heat of her determined desire melting together all the languages he's ever learned. Not that it happens all the time, but it's certainly happening now.

"Vile seductress," he gasps, and just as Crowley's compliments sounded angry, Aziraphale's scolding words are deeply affectionate, almost reverent. "Femme infernale--insolente--蛇女--fuck--"
Edited (i spel gud. also "hebi onna" = "serpent woman") Date: 2019-12-14 10:58 pm (UTC)

Date: 2019-12-14 11:57 pm (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - wicked)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
To Crowley's mind those are all compliments or at least statements of fact rather than scolds or insults, and would be even without the love in Aziraphale's voice as he says them. She chuckles throatily--no other way to do anything at the moment, given what's in her mouth. Sometime she'll play a different game, tie him up and draw this out and count how many languages she can earn. Keep silent track, along with her mental lists of the most times she's made him swear during one bout of lovemaking. She has several such lists now. It's her favorite hobby by far.

Not nearly enough swearwords yet, though all those names are very pretty...it barely counts as a miracle to make her finger slick, and then she's reaching further back, circling the tight puckered hole there, slipping just the tip of her finger in. Her tongue swirls around the head of his cock at the same time as she pulls up, then moves back down. On her knees with an angel's cock in her mouth and a finger up his arse, in the cloakroom at the Ritz.
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
It's a minor miracle that the cry he lets out stays within the walls of this little room. Even so, out of some very human impulse to keep anyone from hearing Aziraphale bites his lip again, trying to muffle his own noises as best he can with his hands still tangled in her hair. It's not especially effective, but the soundproofing is good and his miracles are reliable even when they're not done entirely consciously, so it doesn't really matter.

"クソ野郎--fuck, don't you dare stop, merde, belle gredin, ne t'arrête pas--"

His hips rock and sway. He loves her fingers, long and slender and every bit as agile as her hot tongue, and already he's lost count of how many times she's made him come on them alone.
duckshaveears: (| femme - smooth operator)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
[Crowley moans, her eyes closed in concentration as she keeps her lips slack, her tongue swirling whenever there's space for it. Fuck but she loves doing this, loves every filthy word he says.

If they were at home and it was an ordinary night she would tease, would drag this out or even stop, watch that delicious moment of lustful frustration as he realized she'd stopped and took his vengeance.

Not tonight. He's been spoiling her all evening, planned an event, is treating her like a queen. The least she can do is repay him a little, show him how much she appreciates it, show him...

(She loves him so much, it's never enough, not words or gifts or acts of service, the whole universe in a box with a gold ribbon wouldn't be enough. But she can give him this, now, give him bliss. Hear him cry her name in a voice broken by ecstacy. Still not enough but better)

Crowley moans again, adds another finger, her mouth taking him in deep at a pace she knows full well drives him wild.
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
[He knows she knows exactly what she's doing, temptress, séductrice, and it's absolutely wrecking him. The sensation starting to rush under his skin seems less like approaching climax and more like being on the inside of a firecracker that's just been lit. And he's genuinely pulling her hair now, holding on for dear life, as if he really might lift off at any second.

(He adores her. Aziraphale trusts her, sometimes more than he trusts himself; he would walk into Hell again for her, if he had to, and back out again without a scratch for her sake as well. And though he knows that what he does tonight will be pitifully small in comparison to the magnitude of the actual emotion, he's eager to show her just how much she means in his life. How much joy she brings him, more than anything else in the world, for being herself, himself, themself, Crowley. This is part of it, too--the obscene worship, her fingers steadily fucking him as she swallows down his cock.)]


Oh please--please--oui, c'est ça, please please please--

[He's started to tremble, his words more gasped than spoken.]
duckshaveears: (| femme - wicked)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
[He's close. She knows it, from the snap of his hips to the words he spills to the way he vibrates to the exact grip he has on her hair. Crowley purrs her assent, her enthusiasm, approval. It's the only flaw of oral sex, that her mouth isn't free to encourage him onwards with words both loving and profane. Come for me, come for me, I want you to lose control, I want all that restraint utterly obliterated, I want you shouting my name, I want to know I did this for you, show me, give it to me.

No words, but it's there in the curve and twist of her fingers, the slide of mouth and press of tongue, and above all in her eyes as she looks up at him.]

Oh! Pff, yeah, now that you mention it...!

Date: 2019-12-15 08:39 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Bliss.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
[Somehow, in the dark, he manages to catch her gaze--and that's all it takes, he can't hold back, can't keep himself from shattering. And though no human voice can hear it, the desperate sound that bursts from him resounds in the tiny room, a sob of praise.]

Crowley--!

[It does remind him of fireworks, and maybe humanity invented them to have something to compare orgasms like this to, fizzing and sparking and wildly bright. Aziraphale's whole body shudders with burning ecstasy, coming and coming and coming, straight down her throat, so hard he sees stars.]
duckshaveears: (| femme - smooth operator)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
[Crowley's eyes slip blissfully closed. She strokes him through his climax, swallows everything down. Her touch turns gentle. The way she pulls her fingers back is a caress, as is the last slide of her tongue over his skin as she releases him from her mouth.

Then she pulls his pants and trousers back up, buttons whatever needs buttoning and so on, and tugs on him until he joins her on the floor. She's not altogether sure his legs will hold him after that, so it's just practical, really. The fact that she can then finangle things so she can sit herself in his lap and kiss lightly at his cheek and hair while he recovers is a minor detail.

(Crowley is cuddly after sex, any sort of sex. Actually she's cuddly in general. Half the time she emphatically denies it, the other half she shrugs and blames it on being a snake. No amount of denial stops her from twining around Aziraphale given any opportunity, however, whether she admits to it or not)]
confoundthemighty: (Rather wonderful.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
[He wobbles, gasping for breath, until she starts to pull him down, at which point he very nearly melts to the floor. His head is swimming, brain scattered, his skin nearly alight under his clothes; when Crowley drapes herself across his lap he nearly groans, leaning into her as his body restores itself to calm.

He loves these moments with her, the safety of her embrace and the affection she lavishes him with. After thousands of years of wishing for even one moment like this, he relishes every time she crawls into his lap or sneaks her arms round his shoulders or, yes, winds the heavy coils of a snake's body around him. It always feels like a blessing, that same sense of peace that soaks down to the soul.

Eyes shut, heartbeat settling a few measures at a time, Aziraphale turns his head blindly to catch one of those light kisses with his own mouth.]


Fucking hell, [he whispers, the kind of astonished and reverent tone people usually reserve for seeing an impossibly majestic sight.]
duckshaveears: (| femme - knowing look)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
[She laughs, wickedly delighted.]

Such language...love your filthy mouth, angel.

[Which she promptly kisses, making sure it's deep enough for Aziraphale to taste himself there on her tongue.]

And most of those books of prophecy!

Date: 2019-12-16 01:47 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Oh you.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
[Aziraphale groans softly into the kiss—he’s learned to love the taste of himself in her mouth. His whole body thrums with the warm rush of afterglow; his heart floods with tenderness. By the time she pulls back he’s smiling, gently mischievous.]

I hope you know, [he murmurs against her lips,] that we’re not leaving here till this filthy mouth has brought you off too.

[His hand drifts to her thigh; his voice is as much a suggestive caress as the brush of his fingers.]

Can’t let you sit there through the performance all wound up...

Exactly!

Date: 2019-12-16 02:43 pm (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - talk)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
[Her breath hitches as his hand slides up her leg, at the evocative tone of his voice.]

Don't have to. I got what I wanted.

[It's true; she did. Oh, Crowley can be as greedy in bed (or on floor, in this case) as anyone, as demanding. But what she wanted now, more than anything for herself, was Aziraphale's pleasure. Fuck knows the angel deserved it. So she hums satisfaction against his mouth as they keep kissing each other.]

And we wouldn't want to be late for the show.
Edited Date: 2019-12-16 02:43 pm (UTC)

Date: 2019-12-17 06:40 am (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Rather wonderful.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
[That does give him pause. By now they’ve learned from experience that he can in fact happily spend at least double the length of a standard performance performing oral sex. And the staff and diners here will definitely notice that sort of a delay.

Still, he’s already resolved he’ll return the favor with interest, and soon.]


You do have a point, my dearest.

[One more long kiss, warm and sweet; his fingers stir gently against her thigh, a sort of IOU.]

Better make ourselves presentable again.

[He’ll miracle his clothes back to their pristine state, but the love bites now peeking over the edges of his collar on either side of his neck will stay exactly as they are. If the artistic director wants to come say hello to her dance company’s biggest angel investor, she’ll have to deal with the sight of them, with the knowledge that the exquisite creature at his side loves him enough to leave marks on him.]

Date: 2019-12-17 09:47 am (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - wicked)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
[She kisses him one more time, lingering, before clambering off of him and reaching for her abandoned feather hair ornament.]

Mm. Make sure you leave the lipstick marks, though. I want to be able to look at you all evening and know they're there underneath all that finery.

Date: 2019-12-17 07:10 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Oh you.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
I wouldn't dream of denying you.

[Even if his clothes are now immaculate, the skin beneath still bears lipstick prints, his own happy secret. They'll remain till they're rubbed off by the sweet friction of their bare bodies at the end of the night.

Thankfully, his balance has returned in time for him to get back to his feet; he offers her a hand up, smiling brilliantly.

He will, however, pull her nearly into his lap in the cab on the way to Artemis Warehouse, keeping her close enough for fond whispers and petting, shared laughter that both makes their cab driver feel somewhat awkward and strangely fortunate to have such a cute couple in his backseat.]

Date: 2019-12-17 09:26 pm (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - neutral)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
You better not.

[A teasing, sultry grin from a smug mouth, smudged and stained and thoroughly indecent. Crowley lets him help her up, swaying a little on her heels, then refastens her hair ornament and cleans herself up. They leave the cloakroom decorous enough for anyone's standards, provided that anyone didn't look too closely at Aziraphale's neck. Crowley silently vows that next time they dine here, she'll fuck him up against the wall. Or let him fuck her up against the wall. Either way. On a pile of coats. Something. A new dessert tradition.

They find a cab and break all the rules of seatbelts as Aziraphale keeps her snuggled in ridiculously close. Crowley doesn't argue. She nuzzles at his face and ear and squirms happily when his hand slides up her leg or under the hem of her skirt, or when the hand holding her side stretches a finger and teases along the curve of her breast. They talk low, teasing and flirting and reminiscing and laughing, above all laughing. Neither of them can stop laughing, or touching each other, or beaming like lovesick idiots, which they are.

It's the best night Crowley can ever remember having, and they aren't even at the show yet.]

switching back to prose because dialogue!

Date: 2019-12-17 10:18 pm (UTC)
confoundthemighty: (Oh you.)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
(There's only one miracle unfolding at the Ritz, but it's not exactly a small one. The pianist finally finds she has the courage to ask the adorable waitress if she'd like to have lunch sometime, and is overjoyed to know her answer is a delighted yes. Six months from now the waitress will propose to her in the middle of dinner hours; video of it will go briefly viral and mostly be tagged with #relationshipgoals.)

The theatre that currently plays host to the Artemis Warehouse dance company is a smallish brownish building, one of those blocky 1970s affairs that was probably supposed to look serious and efficient when it was built and now seems a touch out of place. Still, it's not nearly as forbidding as most buildings like it, and the space inside is vibrant. A backlit poster reading SWAN LAKE: A NEW BALLET shows a watercolor sketch of two women, one in a white gown and one in a black gown, leaning towards one another for an embrace. The same image is printed on the front of the playbills; Aziraphale makes a note to contact the artist and see if they'll sell him the original.

This being a performance for supporters and investors, several of the main creative personalities of the company have come out to the lobby to greet and thank their first audience. Though Aziraphale keeps his arm around Crowley's waist, he glances towards one of the people doing the greeting, a short woman in a black suit with a white feather boa.

"I don't suppose you'd indulge me for a moment, in showing you off to the artistic director?" he murmurs, sweetly.
duckshaveears: (| femme - knowing look)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
Crowley looks around at the venue with interest and approval. Not a proper theatre--this is the sort of homegrown place where alternative types of art thrive. She's always liked those. It's where you find the hidden talents, the secret geniuses who the mainstream overlook. (She also makes a mental note to find the artist of that poster and see if she can buy the original, as a gift for Aziraphale)

"Think I see why you wanted this production, angel," she murmurs, looking up at the poster with a wide grin. She has an arm around the angel's shoulders, and squeezes tight for a momentary embrace. "And sure, I'll be your arm candy. Introduce me. Anyone who can wear a feather boa with that much style is in my good books."
confoundthemighty: (Ta-daaa!)
From: [personal profile] confoundthemighty
He leans up to steal a quick kiss, and there's an actual spring in his step as he steers them through the smallish crowd.

"Good evening--Merope, isn't it?" he asks the woman in the boa, and saves her the courtesy of rifling through her mental files by extending the hand not currently splayed against Crowley's side. "We've been corresponding via email."

Her eyes widen in recognition; there's a definite spark behind them, some pleasant association.

"Mr. Fell?" she ventures, her smile growing broader and brighter. "From--"

"From the bookshop, yes. So good to meet you in person at last."

She grins hugely as she shakes his hand. "It's good to meet you, Mr. Fell. I can't thank you enough for your support on this production--you've helped us make some real miracles with this show, and I hope you'll be proud of what you see."

"I'm certain I will. And--may I introduce my partner?"

The word doesn't come close to encompassing what Crowley is to him, but it does also give him a little thrill of pride--they're not just two souls who have an Arrangement, they're a united front.

Date: 2019-12-18 01:03 am (UTC)
duckshaveears: (| femme - talk)
From: [personal profile] duckshaveears
Crowley has to stifle a laugh at corresponding via email, it's a miracle Aziraphale's computer can access the internet at all. Actually a miracle. Possibly several.

But she can tease her angel (hers, hers, hers, and she feels all melty inside when he introduces her as his partner) later. For now Crowley holds out a hand to be politely clasped. "Merope, hmm?" She grins. "One of my favourite stars, that one. Crowley."

She does that a lot, when giving her name. Like Bond, James Bond, which Ian Fleming absolutely stole from her, except with just the Crowley. She might not have to put up a front for Hell anymore but there's still such a thing as style.

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Do your worst, this will be brilliant. =)

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Exactly what I wanted! :D

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I have so been wanting to use this icon.

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HEHEHEHEHEHEH. <3

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Soon enough, no worries

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It certainly does.

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Too much for header, see below..

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And the ring hasn’t even come up yet!

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