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From:

duckshaveears

Crowley hums her approval of this, then keeps humming for a minute, knowing the vibration will be an extra sensation for him. Every time he says fuck, it's a victory. It's her favorite hobby now, inspiring bits of angelic blasphemy, hoarding them like Aziraphale hoards rare books. Both of them chasing after words.

Words, and other sounds. That heavy breathing definitely has its own appeal, and the way other words get interrupted partway through by gasps.

One hand circles the base of his cock, holding it hard enough to make sure things don't happen too fast. The other the slides underneath, between his thighs, gently rubbing the soft skin there. At the same time she swallows, sucks, her cheeks hollowing around him. That ought to earn at least one more profanity.

From:

confoundthemighty

The profanity is starting to turn into a steady stream, now, whispered with each tight breath, and though he's not conscious of it the are words slipping in from Japanese and French and Middle English. It'll probably take them both years to learn how many different ways Crowley can short-circuit Aziraphale's considerable brain during sex, but this one's become apparent very quickly: the heat of her determined desire melting together all the languages he's ever learned. Not that it happens all the time, but it's certainly happening now.

"Vile seductress," he gasps, and just as Crowley's compliments sounded angry, Aziraphale's scolding words are deeply affectionate, almost reverent. "Femme infernale--insolente--蛇女--fuck--"

Edited (i spel gud. also "hebi onna" = "serpent woman") Date: 2019-12-14 10:58 pm (UTC)

From:

duckshaveears

To Crowley's mind those are all compliments or at least statements of fact rather than scolds or insults, and would be even without the love in Aziraphale's voice as he says them. She chuckles throatily--no other way to do anything at the moment, given what's in her mouth. Sometime she'll play a different game, tie him up and draw this out and count how many languages she can earn. Keep silent track, along with her mental lists of the most times she's made him swear during one bout of lovemaking. She has several such lists now. It's her favorite hobby by far.

Not nearly enough swearwords yet, though all those names are very pretty...it barely counts as a miracle to make her finger slick, and then she's reaching further back, circling the tight puckered hole there, slipping just the tip of her finger in. Her tongue swirls around the head of his cock at the same time as she pulls up, then moves back down. On her knees with an angel's cock in her mouth and a finger up his arse, in the cloakroom at the Ritz.

From:

confoundthemighty

It's a minor miracle that the cry he lets out stays within the walls of this little room. Even so, out of some very human impulse to keep anyone from hearing Aziraphale bites his lip again, trying to muffle his own noises as best he can with his hands still tangled in her hair. It's not especially effective, but the soundproofing is good and his miracles are reliable even when they're not done entirely consciously, so it doesn't really matter.

"クソ野郎--fuck, don't you dare stop, merde, belle gredin, ne t'arrête pas--"

His hips rock and sway. He loves her fingers, long and slender and every bit as agile as her hot tongue, and already he's lost count of how many times she's made him come on them alone.

From:

duckshaveears

[Crowley moans, her eyes closed in concentration as she keeps her lips slack, her tongue swirling whenever there's space for it. Fuck but she loves doing this, loves every filthy word he says.

If they were at home and it was an ordinary night she would tease, would drag this out or even stop, watch that delicious moment of lustful frustration as he realized she'd stopped and took his vengeance.

Not tonight. He's been spoiling her all evening, planned an event, is treating her like a queen. The least she can do is repay him a little, show him how much she appreciates it, show him...

(She loves him so much, it's never enough, not words or gifts or acts of service, the whole universe in a box with a gold ribbon wouldn't be enough. But she can give him this, now, give him bliss. Hear him cry her name in a voice broken by ecstacy. Still not enough but better)

Crowley moans again, adds another finger, her mouth taking him in deep at a pace she knows full well drives him wild.

From:

confoundthemighty

[He knows she knows exactly what she's doing, temptress, séductrice, and it's absolutely wrecking him. The sensation starting to rush under his skin seems less like approaching climax and more like being on the inside of a firecracker that's just been lit. And he's genuinely pulling her hair now, holding on for dear life, as if he really might lift off at any second.

(He adores her. Aziraphale trusts her, sometimes more than he trusts himself; he would walk into Hell again for her, if he had to, and back out again without a scratch for her sake as well. And though he knows that what he does tonight will be pitifully small in comparison to the magnitude of the actual emotion, he's eager to show her just how much she means in his life. How much joy she brings him, more than anything else in the world, for being herself, himself, themself, Crowley. This is part of it, too--the obscene worship, her fingers steadily fucking him as she swallows down his cock.)]

Oh please--please--oui, c'est ça, please please please--

[He's started to tremble, his words more gasped than spoken.]

From:

duckshaveears

[He's close. She knows it, from the snap of his hips to the words he spills to the way he vibrates to the exact grip he has on her hair. Crowley purrs her assent, her enthusiasm, approval. It's the only flaw of oral sex, that her mouth isn't free to encourage him onwards with words both loving and profane. Come for me, come for me, I want you to lose control, I want all that restraint utterly obliterated, I want you shouting my name, I want to know I did this for you, show me, give it to me.

No words, but it's there in the curve and twist of her fingers, the slide of mouth and press of tongue, and above all in her eyes as she looks up at him.]

From:

confoundthemighty

[Somehow, in the dark, he manages to catch her gaze--and that's all it takes, he can't hold back, can't keep himself from shattering. And though no human voice can hear it, the desperate sound that bursts from him resounds in the tiny room, a sob of praise.]

Crowley--!

[It does remind him of fireworks, and maybe humanity invented them to have something to compare orgasms like this to, fizzing and sparking and wildly bright. Aziraphale's whole body shudders with burning ecstasy, coming and coming and coming, straight down her throat, so hard he sees stars.]

From:

duckshaveears

[Crowley's eyes slip blissfully closed. She strokes him through his climax, swallows everything down. Her touch turns gentle. The way she pulls her fingers back is a caress, as is the last slide of her tongue over his skin as she releases him from her mouth.

Then she pulls his pants and trousers back up, buttons whatever needs buttoning and so on, and tugs on him until he joins her on the floor. She's not altogether sure his legs will hold him after that, so it's just practical, really. The fact that she can then finangle things so she can sit herself in his lap and kiss lightly at his cheek and hair while he recovers is a minor detail.

(Crowley is cuddly after sex, any sort of sex. Actually she's cuddly in general. Half the time she emphatically denies it, the other half she shrugs and blames it on being a snake. No amount of denial stops her from twining around Aziraphale given any opportunity, however, whether she admits to it or not)]

From:

confoundthemighty

[He wobbles, gasping for breath, until she starts to pull him down, at which point he very nearly melts to the floor. His head is swimming, brain scattered, his skin nearly alight under his clothes; when Crowley drapes herself across his lap he nearly groans, leaning into her as his body restores itself to calm.

He loves these moments with her, the safety of her embrace and the affection she lavishes him with. After thousands of years of wishing for even one moment like this, he relishes every time she crawls into his lap or sneaks her arms round his shoulders or, yes, winds the heavy coils of a snake's body around him. It always feels like a blessing, that same sense of peace that soaks down to the soul.

Eyes shut, heartbeat settling a few measures at a time, Aziraphale turns his head blindly to catch one of those light kisses with his own mouth.]

Fucking hell, [he whispers, the kind of astonished and reverent tone people usually reserve for seeing an impossibly majestic sight.]

From:

duckshaveears

[She laughs, wickedly delighted.]

Such language...love your filthy mouth, angel.

[Which she promptly kisses, making sure it's deep enough for Aziraphale to taste himself there on her tongue.]

From:

confoundthemighty

[Aziraphale groans softly into the kiss—he’s learned to love the taste of himself in her mouth. His whole body thrums with the warm rush of afterglow; his heart floods with tenderness. By the time she pulls back he’s smiling, gently mischievous.]

I hope you know, [he murmurs against her lips,] that we’re not leaving here till this filthy mouth has brought you off too.

[His hand drifts to her thigh; his voice is as much a suggestive caress as the brush of his fingers.]

Can’t let you sit there through the performance all wound up...

From:

duckshaveears

[Her breath hitches as his hand slides up her leg, at the evocative tone of his voice.]

Don't have to. I got what I wanted.

[It's true; she did. Oh, Crowley can be as greedy in bed (or on floor, in this case) as anyone, as demanding. But what she wanted now, more than anything for herself, was Aziraphale's pleasure. Fuck knows the angel deserved it. So she hums satisfaction against his mouth as they keep kissing each other.]

And we wouldn't want to be late for the show.

Edited Date: 2019-12-16 02:43 pm (UTC)

From:

confoundthemighty

[That does give him pause. By now they’ve learned from experience that he can in fact happily spend at least double the length of a standard performance performing oral sex. And the staff and diners here will definitely notice that sort of a delay.

Still, he’s already resolved he’ll return the favor with interest, and soon.]

You do have a point, my dearest.

[One more long kiss, warm and sweet; his fingers stir gently against her thigh, a sort of IOU.]

Better make ourselves presentable again.

[He’ll miracle his clothes back to their pristine state, but the love bites now peeking over the edges of his collar on either side of his neck will stay exactly as they are. If the artistic director wants to come say hello to her dance company’s biggest angel investor, she’ll have to deal with the sight of them, with the knowledge that the exquisite creature at his side loves him enough to leave marks on him.]

From:

duckshaveears

[She kisses him one more time, lingering, before clambering off of him and reaching for her abandoned feather hair ornament.]

Mm. Make sure you leave the lipstick marks, though. I want to be able to look at you all evening and know they're there underneath all that finery.

From:

confoundthemighty

I wouldn't dream of denying you.

[Even if his clothes are now immaculate, the skin beneath still bears lipstick prints, his own happy secret. They'll remain till they're rubbed off by the sweet friction of their bare bodies at the end of the night.

Thankfully, his balance has returned in time for him to get back to his feet; he offers her a hand up, smiling brilliantly.

He will, however, pull her nearly into his lap in the cab on the way to Artemis Warehouse, keeping her close enough for fond whispers and petting, shared laughter that both makes their cab driver feel somewhat awkward and strangely fortunate to have such a cute couple in his backseat.]

From:

duckshaveears

You better not.

[A teasing, sultry grin from a smug mouth, smudged and stained and thoroughly indecent. Crowley lets him help her up, swaying a little on her heels, then refastens her hair ornament and cleans herself up. They leave the cloakroom decorous enough for anyone's standards, provided that anyone didn't look too closely at Aziraphale's neck. Crowley silently vows that next time they dine here, she'll fuck him up against the wall. Or let him fuck her up against the wall. Either way. On a pile of coats. Something. A new dessert tradition.

They find a cab and break all the rules of seatbelts as Aziraphale keeps her snuggled in ridiculously close. Crowley doesn't argue. She nuzzles at his face and ear and squirms happily when his hand slides up her leg or under the hem of her skirt, or when the hand holding her side stretches a finger and teases along the curve of her breast. They talk low, teasing and flirting and reminiscing and laughing, above all laughing. Neither of them can stop laughing, or touching each other, or beaming like lovesick idiots, which they are.

It's the best night Crowley can ever remember having, and they aren't even at the show yet.]

From:

confoundthemighty

(There's only one miracle unfolding at the Ritz, but it's not exactly a small one. The pianist finally finds she has the courage to ask the adorable waitress if she'd like to have lunch sometime, and is overjoyed to know her answer is a delighted yes. Six months from now the waitress will propose to her in the middle of dinner hours; video of it will go briefly viral and mostly be tagged with #relationshipgoals.)

The theatre that currently plays host to the Artemis Warehouse dance company is a smallish brownish building, one of those blocky 1970s affairs that was probably supposed to look serious and efficient when it was built and now seems a touch out of place. Still, it's not nearly as forbidding as most buildings like it, and the space inside is vibrant. A backlit poster reading SWAN LAKE: A NEW BALLET shows a watercolor sketch of two women, one in a white gown and one in a black gown, leaning towards one another for an embrace. The same image is printed on the front of the playbills; Aziraphale makes a note to contact the artist and see if they'll sell him the original.

This being a performance for supporters and investors, several of the main creative personalities of the company have come out to the lobby to greet and thank their first audience. Though Aziraphale keeps his arm around Crowley's waist, he glances towards one of the people doing the greeting, a short woman in a black suit with a white feather boa.

"I don't suppose you'd indulge me for a moment, in showing you off to the artistic director?" he murmurs, sweetly.

From:

duckshaveears

Crowley looks around at the venue with interest and approval. Not a proper theatre--this is the sort of homegrown place where alternative types of art thrive. She's always liked those. It's where you find the hidden talents, the secret geniuses who the mainstream overlook. (She also makes a mental note to find the artist of that poster and see if she can buy the original, as a gift for Aziraphale)

"Think I see why you wanted this production, angel," she murmurs, looking up at the poster with a wide grin. She has an arm around the angel's shoulders, and squeezes tight for a momentary embrace. "And sure, I'll be your arm candy. Introduce me. Anyone who can wear a feather boa with that much style is in my good books."

From:

confoundthemighty

He leans up to steal a quick kiss, and there's an actual spring in his step as he steers them through the smallish crowd.

"Good evening--Merope, isn't it?" he asks the woman in the boa, and saves her the courtesy of rifling through her mental files by extending the hand not currently splayed against Crowley's side. "We've been corresponding via email."

Her eyes widen in recognition; there's a definite spark behind them, some pleasant association.

"Mr. Fell?" she ventures, her smile growing broader and brighter. "From--"

"From the bookshop, yes. So good to meet you in person at last."

She grins hugely as she shakes his hand. "It's good to meet you, Mr. Fell. I can't thank you enough for your support on this production--you've helped us make some real miracles with this show, and I hope you'll be proud of what you see."

"I'm certain I will. And--may I introduce my partner?"

The word doesn't come close to encompassing what Crowley is to him, but it does also give him a little thrill of pride--they're not just two souls who have an Arrangement, they're a united front.

From:

duckshaveears

Crowley has to stifle a laugh at corresponding via email, it's a miracle Aziraphale's computer can access the internet at all. Actually a miracle. Possibly several.

But she can tease her angel (hers, hers, hers, and she feels all melty inside when he introduces her as his partner) later. For now Crowley holds out a hand to be politely clasped. "Merope, hmm?" She grins. "One of my favourite stars, that one. Crowley."

She does that a lot, when giving her name. Like Bond, James Bond, which Ian Fleming absolutely stole from her, except with just the Crowley. She might not have to put up a front for Hell anymore but there's still such a thing as style.

From:

confoundthemighty

Something in the woman's expression opens a little, when Crowley mentions the star; her grip on Crowley's hand is firm, and the nervousness seems to fade for a moment. Clearly people don't get the reference very often. Though she has no idea she's shaking hands with the chief architect of her namesake.

"Merope Stanton. Mr. Fell mentioned you in his emails[1]. It's great to meet you."

"Swan Lake is a mutual favorite," Aziraphale says, somehow both sly and proud. "Very dear to our hearts. From what you've already told me I have every confidence this production will do it justice."

"Well, for a certain value of justice," Merope laughs, gaze flicking between the two of them. "I don't know if Mr. Fell has told you, but the story in our version is very different from the traditional ballet."

[1] It did, in fact, take several miracles for Aziraphale's computer to handle email. Thankfully, computers are very good at doing what they're told without question or complaint, and Aziraphale can be quite articulate and polite when he wants something, so whenever the angel writes out a letter with ink and quill, then folds and seals it and feeds it into the floppy disk drive, it finds a way to make the entire process work. Incoming emails, incidentally, print themselves out on his dot matrix printer in exquisite and extremely legible handwriting.

From:

duckshaveears

"I can see that," Crowley says with emphasis, looking up at the poster. Her smile grows. "That's why we're looking forward to it, to be honest. Can't tell you how long I've wanted to see a production where Odile gets more of the story. Among other things."

She silently tightens her grasp on Aziraphale's shoulders again, turns and smiles at him; her expression visibly warms whenever she's looking Aziraphale, whether she's aware of it or not, which just now she isn't. But she has a strong idea who might be responsible for certain directions this production has decided to attempt with the story. Sweet, sentimental, meddling angel.

From:

confoundthemighty

"Oh, I think you'll like what we've done with her," Merope says earnestly. "We've really fleshed her out, made her her own character. And Alyx, our principal Odile--they're an amazing dancer, and they brought such interesting ideas to the creative process."

Aziraphale turns a little, catches Crowley's gaze, his heart squirming happily as he watches pink heat creep over her sharp cheekbones. He can tell, even with the sunglasses in the way, that her eyes are luminous as molten gold.

"I can't tell you how glad we are to hear that."

A nervous, slender young person in tight jeans and very high heels catches at Merope's arm, trying to get her attention; she shoots the two of them an apologetic look.

"Duty calls--but, listen, I hope you enjoy the show, it's great to meet you both!"

From:

duckshaveears

They make their polite farewells, then Crowley's free to look at Aziraphale more directly, lean down and steal a quick kiss. "Something tells me this show's had a bit of divine inspiration behind it as well as financial backing." Her eyebrow is arched high in affectionate amusement. "Anything you want to confess, angel?"