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Cloakroom. 1) I am a smut fiend, and 2) Crowley wants something.
"Depends on who's doing the surprising." Low and sultry words, a bit spoiled by how she grins afterwards. "Your magic act, unfortunately, is never surprising."
From there the conversation continues as it so often does these days, banter and teasing intermixed with subtle and not so subtle flirtation. And fantastic food and drink, of course. The Ritz never fails. And if Crowley appreciates watching Aziraphale appreciate his food more than she appreciates her own (terrific as it is), that's nothing unusual.
And if her flirtations become a bit less subtle as the evening progresses, if her skin is flushed from the nearness of him and the way he says her name now and then...if she just happens to slip her foot out of her shoe and run her toes along his leg, and just happens to keep going all the way up to his upper thigh, and if she plots multiple routes to get to the cloakroom in the quickest possible amount of time just in case...well, no one else need know about those.
Except Aziraphale.
1) oh good me too, and 2) oho, something specific?
Aziraphale reaches across the table to take her hand, thumb stroking across the backs of her long fingers before he lifts them to his mouth to kiss. Anyone observing might think the gesture purely romantic, but what they wouldn’t be able to see from a distance is the brief flash of tongue against her skin, the way his eyes glitter with blue fire.
“Something on your mind, temptress?” he murmurs, knowing full well what the answer is. “Should I fetch your coat?”
1) Whoohoo 2) Oh, she'll make it clear.
The problem is, they all affect her at least as profoundly. By the time he's ordered dessert she's stopped plotting routes to the cloakroom and is instead considering dropping her fork and slipping under the table. Wouldn't even require stopping time, just a little bit of don't notice me redirection. There's a long tablecloth. Aziraphale already makes near-orgasmic noises while eating desserts.
Crowley doesn't order a dessert herself. Impatience is eating her alive. She does let him feed her a few bites. They're delicious. The look in his eyes is much more delicious.
(If the staff really think Aziraphale is bringing two different lovers here, they'll have to come up with an explanation for how both give Aziraphale an identical I want to eat you alive and you would like it expression from behind their sunglasses. That alone should put an end to any rumors of Aziraphale having two different redheads on his string)
Crowley rolls her eyes but doesn't argue when Aziraphale insists on paying for the bill (her foot is at that point right between his legs, her toes playing with his upper thigh; she could go even further, and doesn't). When the bill is paid she retrieves her foot, slips it back into her shoe, looks up with a smile as Aziraphale takes her hand and then lifts it to kiss.
Her eyes go wide when he flicks his tongue between her fingers, when she sees the heat in his eyes, and she sits absolutely still for a moment.
Then his qestion sinks in, and she almost hisses. Bastard, beautiful beautiful bastard of an angel, he knows perfectly well what's on her mind. "Certainly not," she says haughtily. "I am a modern woman and will fetch my own coat. While you fetch yours. With me."
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Aziraphale smiles, broad and happy and just a little smug.
“Very modern,” he replies, in a low voice—and then, miraculously, everyone in the hotel stops noticing them. It’s not that they become invisible, just that they register as unimportant, as visual background noise. “After you, then, my dear.”
(“I’m telling you, that’s the same person! I’ve seen twins before and this isn’t twins. Twins don’t grow their hair out at the same time to the exact same length.”
“Oh... oh wow, you’re right. I hadn’t thought about that.”
“See? Besides, you said they’ve been coming here, what, ten years?”
“Yeah, long as I’ve been working here.”
“Then it’s definitely one person. Trust me, nobody can hide an affair for that long.”)
The walk to the cloakroom is short and a little awkward, even if no one actually sees how aroused he is. He keeps his hand on the small of her back the whole time, and the light touch is as tantalizing to him as it is to her—the space between them is stretched tight with anticipation and desire.
Locks are no barrier to a celestial being, even state-of-the-art ones designed to prevent the theft of extremely expensive furs and designer coats, and it’s the work of a second to get the door open and slip inside after her.
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Th door closes and Crowley turns, pushes him against it, pushes her body against his, pushes her tongue into his mouth. There's a small window on the opposite wall, set high-up and letting in some moon and city light, but it's mostly dark. That doesn't matter. She can see just fine and her hands and mouth know the way. She would know him anywhere, find him anywhere. She always has.
"You," she hisses into his mouth. "You're so good, damn it. So blessed good." It sounds angry, the word like an insult. She catches his hands, presses them against the door on either side of his head, pins him. Her mouth moves down neck, sharp teeth scraping against the skin as she sucks on his neck. "You're so fucking good to me, angel." She bites hard, leaves a mark. Something to show above the edge of his collar, something more permanent than lipstick.
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He's gasping for breath by the time she pulls back from the kiss, too overcome to put up even a token protest as she finds his hands and restrains him, which is absolutely not playing fair. Already he feels ravished, as thoroughly claimed as if they're home in bed, and then, fuck, her teeth find the soft skin of his neck, and the sound he makes is embarrassingly close to a whine. His hips cant forward, desperate, back arching away from the door as his body curves in search of more contact.
"Can't help it," he manages, ragged, his head falling back against the door with a soft thunk, exposing more skin above his collar. "Suppose you--ah--bring out the best in me..."
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Lowers that hand to his trousers, cups him through the cloth, grinding the heel of her palm against him. "Wanna make you come, angel." Low words, with the hum of the restaurant still audible from the other side of the door, background music. "I want to get on my knees, I want you pulling my hair, and I want to fuck your cock with my mouth." This mouth, the one whispering obscenities to an angel, this devil's tongue and fangs. "Wanted to do it there, under the table. Could you have been quiet?"
She lets go the other hand too, undoes Aziraphale's trousers, shoves them roughly over his hips. Lowers herself to her knees. Gives one long, impatient lick from base to tip. "Could you have done it, angel? Kept quiet?" Gold eyes glint upwards just briefly before she lowers her head and wraps her lips around him.
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He's tellingly disheveled, already, and worlds past caring. Impossible to care about anything except that exquisitely sinful mouth, wet velvet heat sliding down the length of him, and the gleam of light on luminous gold eyes.
His hands find her hair, gripping, fingers sliding through the soft red locks, knocking the black feather ornament out of it to fall forgotten to the floor somewhere. The thought occurs to him that she's probably leaving lipstick marks all over his cock, and the mental image sends a jolt through him that makes him bite into his lower lip for a moment, breathing hard through the sharp sweetness.
"Probably--would have taken a--a miracle--oh fuck, fuck yes..."
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Words, and other sounds. That heavy breathing definitely has its own appeal, and the way other words get interrupted partway through by gasps.
One hand circles the base of his cock, holding it hard enough to make sure things don't happen too fast. The other the slides underneath, between his thighs, gently rubbing the soft skin there. At the same time she swallows, sucks, her cheeks hollowing around him. That ought to earn at least one more profanity.
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"Vile seductress," he gasps, and just as Crowley's compliments sounded angry, Aziraphale's scolding words are deeply affectionate, almost reverent. "Femme infernale--insolente--蛇女--fuck--"
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Not nearly enough swearwords yet, though all those names are very pretty...it barely counts as a miracle to make her finger slick, and then she's reaching further back, circling the tight puckered hole there, slipping just the tip of her finger in. Her tongue swirls around the head of his cock at the same time as she pulls up, then moves back down. On her knees with an angel's cock in her mouth and a finger up his arse, in the cloakroom at the Ritz.
"kuso yarou" = roughly, "oh you motherfucker"; "gredin" = "scoundrel"
"クソ野郎--fuck, don't you dare stop, merde, belle gredin, ne t'arrête pas--"
His hips rock and sway. He loves her fingers, long and slender and every bit as agile as her hot tongue, and already he's lost count of how many times she's made him come on them alone.
Loving the multilingual thing! It actually annoyed me how bad his french was in the show.
If they were at home and it was an ordinary night she would tease, would drag this out or even stop, watch that delicious moment of lustful frustration as he realized she'd stopped and took his vengeance.
Not tonight. He's been spoiling her all evening, planned an event, is treating her like a queen. The least she can do is repay him a little, show him how much she appreciates it, show him...
(She loves him so much, it's never enough, not words or gifts or acts of service, the whole universe in a box with a gold ribbon wouldn't be enough. But she can give him this, now, give him bliss. Hear him cry her name in a voice broken by ecstacy. Still not enough but better)
Crowley moans again, adds another finger, her mouth taking him in deep at a pace she knows full well drives him wild.
Thank you! Education finally paid off! ;) And bless Sheen's Welsh heart, he tried.
(He adores her. Aziraphale trusts her, sometimes more than he trusts himself; he would walk into Hell again for her, if he had to, and back out again without a scratch for her sake as well. And though he knows that what he does tonight will be pitifully small in comparison to the magnitude of the actual emotion, he's eager to show her just how much she means in his life. How much joy she brings him, more than anything else in the world, for being herself, himself, themself, Crowley. This is part of it, too--the obscene worship, her fingers steadily fucking him as she swallows down his cock.)]
Oh please--please--oui, c'est ça, please please please--
[He's started to tremble, his words more gasped than spoken.]
Not that, I didn't believe Aziraphale wouldn't have better French! ;)
No words, but it's there in the curve and twist of her fingers, the slide of mouth and press of tongue, and above all in her eyes as she looks up at him.]
Oh! Pff, yeah, now that you mention it...!
Crowley--!
[It does remind him of fireworks, and maybe humanity invented them to have something to compare orgasms like this to, fizzing and sparking and wildly bright. Aziraphale's whole body shudders with burning ecstasy, coming and coming and coming, straight down her throat, so hard he sees stars.]
Maybe he needed miracles for language but bah humbug all the same! Esp given how much he reads
Then she pulls his pants and trousers back up, buttons whatever needs buttoning and so on, and tugs on him until he joins her on the floor. She's not altogether sure his legs will hold him after that, so it's just practical, really. The fact that she can then finangle things so she can sit herself in his lap and kiss lightly at his cheek and hair while he recovers is a minor detail.
(Crowley is cuddly after sex, any sort of sex. Actually she's cuddly in general. Half the time she emphatically denies it, the other half she shrugs and blames it on being a snake. No amount of denial stops her from twining around Aziraphale given any opportunity, however, whether she admits to it or not)]
And given how much stuff in line with his tastes is French!
He loves these moments with her, the safety of her embrace and the affection she lavishes him with. After thousands of years of wishing for even one moment like this, he relishes every time she crawls into his lap or sneaks her arms round his shoulders or, yes, winds the heavy coils of a snake's body around him. It always feels like a blessing, that same sense of peace that soaks down to the soul.
Eyes shut, heartbeat settling a few measures at a time, Aziraphale turns his head blindly to catch one of those light kisses with his own mouth.]
Fucking hell, [he whispers, the kind of astonished and reverent tone people usually reserve for seeing an impossibly majestic sight.]
Exactly! He's not reading Voltaire in translation ffs.
Such language...love your filthy mouth, angel.
[Which she promptly kisses, making sure it's deep enough for Aziraphale to taste himself there on her tongue.]
And most of those books of prophecy!
I hope you know, [he murmurs against her lips,] that we’re not leaving here till this filthy mouth has brought you off too.
[His hand drifts to her thigh; his voice is as much a suggestive caress as the brush of his fingers.]
Can’t let you sit there through the performance all wound up...
Exactly!
Don't have to. I got what I wanted.
[It's true; she did. Oh, Crowley can be as greedy in bed (or on floor, in this case) as anyone, as demanding. But what she wanted now, more than anything for herself, was Aziraphale's pleasure. Fuck knows the angel deserved it. So she hums satisfaction against his mouth as they keep kissing each other.]
And we wouldn't want to be late for the show.
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Still, he’s already resolved he’ll return the favor with interest, and soon.]
You do have a point, my dearest.
[One more long kiss, warm and sweet; his fingers stir gently against her thigh, a sort of IOU.]
Better make ourselves presentable again.
[He’ll miracle his clothes back to their pristine state, but the love bites now peeking over the edges of his collar on either side of his neck will stay exactly as they are. If the artistic director wants to come say hello to her dance company’s biggest angel investor, she’ll have to deal with the sight of them, with the knowledge that the exquisite creature at his side loves him enough to leave marks on him.]
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Mm. Make sure you leave the lipstick marks, though. I want to be able to look at you all evening and know they're there underneath all that finery.
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[Even if his clothes are now immaculate, the skin beneath still bears lipstick prints, his own happy secret. They'll remain till they're rubbed off by the sweet friction of their bare bodies at the end of the night.
Thankfully, his balance has returned in time for him to get back to his feet; he offers her a hand up, smiling brilliantly.
He will, however, pull her nearly into his lap in the cab on the way to Artemis Warehouse, keeping her close enough for fond whispers and petting, shared laughter that both makes their cab driver feel somewhat awkward and strangely fortunate to have such a cute couple in his backseat.]
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[A teasing, sultry grin from a smug mouth, smudged and stained and thoroughly indecent. Crowley lets him help her up, swaying a little on her heels, then refastens her hair ornament and cleans herself up. They leave the cloakroom decorous enough for anyone's standards, provided that anyone didn't look too closely at Aziraphale's neck. Crowley silently vows that next time they dine here, she'll fuck him up against the wall. Or let him fuck her up against the wall. Either way. On a pile of coats. Something. A new dessert tradition.
They find a cab and break all the rules of seatbelts as Aziraphale keeps her snuggled in ridiculously close. Crowley doesn't argue. She nuzzles at his face and ear and squirms happily when his hand slides up her leg or under the hem of her skirt, or when the hand holding her side stretches a finger and teases along the curve of her breast. They talk low, teasing and flirting and reminiscing and laughing, above all laughing. Neither of them can stop laughing, or touching each other, or beaming like lovesick idiots, which they are.
It's the best night Crowley can ever remember having, and they aren't even at the show yet.]
switching back to prose because dialogue!
WHOOPS didn't even realize I'd switched! Apologies!! Prose is fine by me, esp for dialogue.
Don't even worry about it! :D It did seem a propos for the circumstances.
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omg the mental image of Aziraphale inserting a letter into the disc drive!!! And it WORKING!
I'm very proud of that, thank you! And feel free to use it if you'd like. :D
I may well, it's too good to not share! If I do I'll credit you in notes, of course. <3
I always consider borrowed headcanon a great compliment, especially from writers I admire. :D
I'm wary, having been in HP fandom back when Shit Went Down. But with permission and credit, yes. =)
btw unless she has other plans he’s going to talk her off at intermission.
Oh hell yes bring it ON. Crowley has no other plansyet, get her off balance enough and she won't. ;)
All right, brace for serious (and highly affectionate) filth. >:D
Do your worst, this will be brilliant. =)
Happy holidays, I brought you the angel with the filthiest imagination!
It's exactly what I wanted!! Have an affectionate snake who will likely swoon. ;)
Exactly what I wanted! :D
I have so been wanting to use this icon.
HEHEHEHEHEHEH. <3
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Crowley would like to strongly endorse having her clothes ripped off
Soon enough, no worries
Okay so my Crowley is more sub than dom, though she can switch.
My Aziraphale's a switch who enjoys being a bastard, so I think this works out nicely.
It certainly does.
A does love peril/rescue foreplay (because of course), but with that part over he's quite flexible!
Anytime he wants to roleplay, Crowley is up for it. Especially redoing certain events from theirpast
...is a trip to the Bastille in the near future? >:D
The chains did suggest interesting possibilities. Though also, Rome. Or Sherwood? ;)
Both is good! Maybe some pirate/highwayman stuff too.
Crowley wants to be a dragon who's kidnapped a Princess because of course he does
holy shit yes please. A would even go femme for that.
Too much for header, see below..
HA! I heard the Cats movie is a living nightmare. Also TA-DAAAAAA.
Haven't seen it but the reviews are hilarious. Also crowley.exe has crashed.
I’ve heard “bewilderingly horny” a lot. Also AWWWW bluescreen demon.
I can't imagine the film is more fun than the reviews. Loving them. And ohhh yes. Kinda broke him.
And the ring hasn’t even come up yet!
Forget bluescreen of death. That's hard drive catching on fire territory.
“Whoops, your hard drive is on fire, better rip your clothes off!”
She's too shaken for ripping atm. Better save that one for another thread. =) (pity, I love ripping)
Time enough for clothes-ripping. ;) (see princess/dragon below...)
It does have possibilities! But gaaah still need to get back to Sherwood!
Take your time! :D also welcome to this headcanon.
Yay headcanon! There are a few other threads I think I owe you too. Inbox is a mess.
I know that feeling. I owe you some, I think!
No worries, of course. =) And gonna blatantly plagerize myself with this but I liked it so there.
I love it and so does Aziraphale.
I just love this image I came up with for making a ring? (didn't cut and paste, just reused idea) :)
It is fantastic and don’t worry, I don’t know anyone who doesn’t recycle good images!
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"Make of our hands one hand, make of our hearts one heart."
And now… a swing at trueform?
yessssssssssssssssssssssss also spot the gratuitous Marvell quote I love that poem
don’t. don’t look at the time stamp. HI.