Open To Anyone For Anything RP Post

[questionablewit]

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AUs and cross-canon, drama and comedy and shipping.
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[withoutswords]

Will wonders never cease! Behold, all: a talking snake.

[worming]

A talking snake who sees you for your beauty and all you have to offer, no less

[withoutswords]

I offer you nothing, worm. Nor ever shall, save for my scorn and disdain.

[worming]

Why must you be so cold to one who can give you the world should you ask for it

[withoutswords]

The world is not yours to give. What power you have is tainted, based on deceit and treachery; I would sooner crawl in the dirt than accept any gift from your hands.

[worming]

Ah yes, I forget my place. Your world, of course, is Rohan, led by your Uncle the wise and just King. He can give you any and all gifts you may desire, so long as I counsel it.

[withoutswords]

The only gift you could give me that I would wish for is your absence. Particularly from my uncle's side.

[worming]

I am but a humble and faithful servant to the King. If he wished me banished, only then shall I take my leave.

[ pauuuse. ]

If.

[withoutswords]

If, indeed. May that happy day come soon, worm. I see you for what you are.