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Date: 2017-11-24 06:44 am (UTC)
undwarfy: but a lot of them edited by me (Default)
From: [personal profile] undwarfy
Finally. [Without even looking up.

He pushes a chair out from the table with his foot and slides a tankard towards the empty seat.]


Why don't you make yourself at home?

[It's clear he's not gonna elaborate on the "mental illness" comment. Not unless asked.]

Date: 2017-11-25 02:25 am (UTC)
undwarfy: (+ spymaster)
From: [personal profile] undwarfy
[Unattractive snort.]

Are you shitting me? I had to pay actual gold to get this shit dug up from the sub-basement. I think they only get one barrel of the good shit per Age.

Date: 2017-11-26 05:57 am (UTC)
undwarfy: (= listening intently)
From: [personal profile] undwarfy
[He was never mad but shit, he'll take the groveling. It's always a good time.]

You're damn right you will, human.

[If he's calling her "human", he's either in a great mood or a fucking terrible one.

The answer becomes clear when he jovially refills her tankard.]


Now, then, to business: the elf is a blighted jackass and you shouldn't waste a damn bit of time worrying about someone that stupid.

[Seriously, Fenris. Naked Hawke. In your bed. And you- leaving- how??? Why???!]

Date: 2017-11-27 01:47 am (UTC)
undwarfy: (- u g h)
From: [personal profile] undwarfy
[Varric looks The Most Unimpressed.]

Oh, I see. Someone put a knife to his throat and forced him to break your heart.

[Flatly:] That explains everything.

[You're hearing the voice of someone who is about to cash in on a prior "if you hurt her I'll kill you" speech.]

Date: 2017-11-29 12:59 am (UTC)
undwarfy: (= thirst trap don't objectify me)
From: [personal profile] undwarfy
[He looks at her for a second, taking in her demeanor, the Things clearly going unsaid, the exhaustion in her eyes and droop of her shoulders. His sarcastic, Unimpressed Fierce Friend expression softens into something gentler.]

I'd give you a hug, but I doubt even my dazzling chest hair could cheer you up.

Date: 2017-11-30 11:21 pm (UTC)
undwarfy: (= thirst trap don't objectify me)
From: [personal profile] undwarfy
All right, all right, don't cry. You know I can't stand it when humans cry.

[He gets off his chair and goes to her, hugging her where she sits. It's better because, with her sitting, she can get a face full of his chest instead of him invariably getting a faceful of boob.

Not that he minds, but it's not what he promised for this hug.]

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