Open To Anyone For Anything RP Post

[questionablewit]

Want to tag someone? Tag someone. Put the character you want in the subject line.
Leave a starter, or leave a prompt and I'll start.
Brilliant ideas and clueless flailing all welcome.
AUs and cross-canon, drama and comedy and shipping.
Just throw stuff at me. It's all good.

Comments

I disbelieve.

[questionablewit]

Ah. Thought he was there.

Yes, well. Perhaps you should try some other activity to rest your mind and keep your hands occupied.

[deblayer]

He's going to be a doctor, you know. He can't start lying about best practices now.

You will have a scarf and two hats for your next birthday.

she is laughing so hard. It's a good thing this is happening by text.

[questionablewit]

He isn't. He's just referencing other occupations that can keep your hands busy. Healthy ones. Very healthy.

Well, no one can ever accuse you of being a quitter. But why two hats? I only have one head.

so rude??

[deblayer]

Assuming facts not in evidence.

So you'll have the freedom to choose between them when you want to.

For his birthday she's going to buy him an instructional manual about how to hear innuendoes.

[questionablewit]

Some things can be safely taken in faith.

Dear lord, no wonder you get along so well with Anders. But what if my birthday is next week? Better learn fast.

...please

[deblayer]

Is it next week?

It's on. She would.

[questionablewit]

Fortunately for you, it's not until autumn. Plenty of time to drop more stitches.

self-published, I assume

[deblayer]

Two hats, then.

No, though it's tempting. But canonically her best friend is a writer and worse troll than she is.

[questionablewit]

I'll wear them with pride and I'm sure they'll look just lovely as I'm kicking people in the teeth.

You'll have all the ABC crowd commissioning hats at this rate, to say nothing of Anders wanting them for his patients.

perfection

[deblayer]

That sounds less like a hobby and more like a job.

I have got to show you Varric clips. Best fictional character of all time. Except Leia.

[questionablewit]

It's only a job if you get paid.

Though Anders would appreciate it. Some of his patients really have nothing.

\o/

[deblayer]

I don't see why pro bono work shouldn't be considered proper work.

Also, I'm completely certain we could source better and faster than me knitting them myself.

[questionablewit]

Touché. I can't possibly argue against that one. Or rather I could, but it'd be impressively hypocritical.

We can do that too.

[deblayer]

Yours I will make, though.

[questionablewit]

Once you get your knitting needle re-threaded.