I intend to enjoy the journey, but the journey doesn't start until you're in the damned bathtub.
[He tries to sound reproachful. It doesn't really succeed, given that his breath catches halfway through as Aziraphale deftly removes his belt. The buckle looks like a set of wings, which separate as Aziraphale undoes it. Crowley accepts this inevitable bit and wriggles out of his jeans, letting the demon slide the denim over his hips. Such as he has hips. Crowley doesn't really have hips.
Aziraphale does, however, and Crowley's quick to reach for them in turn, sliding his hands appreciatively over the curves briefly before going to the buttons at the waist, which behave much better for him than the cufflinks did.]
After all, I thought you wanted to get rid of the marker smell? Seducing me won't do that.
/adds to list!
[He tries to sound reproachful. It doesn't really succeed, given that his breath catches halfway through as Aziraphale deftly removes his belt. The buckle looks like a set of wings, which separate as Aziraphale undoes it. Crowley accepts this inevitable bit and wriggles out of his jeans, letting the demon slide the denim over his hips. Such as he has hips. Crowley doesn't really have hips.
Aziraphale does, however, and Crowley's quick to reach for them in turn, sliding his hands appreciatively over the curves briefly before going to the buttons at the waist, which behave much better for him than the cufflinks did.]
After all, I thought you wanted to get rid of the marker smell? Seducing me won't do that.